Do you really have to describe your life in one sentence every hour? Do you really feel the need to plague the internet with more information than the annoyingly unstoppable amount it's already incapable of dealing with? Do you have so little imagination that 140 characters (or whatever) contains your heartfelt emotions; or the descriptive horror of your 956th Boots meal deal; or the 10 reasons you hate your life? Do you have such a low cerebral capacity that you can't look up from your iPhone/Blackberry for one minute to survey your beautiful analogue surroundings? Do you feel part of a growing internet community despite the fact that the more time you spend at your computer, the more socially inept you become? Do you bum cats?
Yes. Yes, apparently you do.
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